Saw the coolest new kids' cartoon on Cartoon Network today...'One Piece'. Think "Pirates of the Caribbean' crossed with 'Ruroni Kenshin' with a hint of 'Pokemon'. I'm still giggling....the two episodes today had a pirate character that combined Michael Jackson with Mick Jagger. Talk about FREAKY. Anime I would like to see the whole series of, … Continue reading Heheheheheheheheheh…

Yup, saw Star Wars:ep 3 last night. George, George, George...you whored yourself. Why did you do this crap? You didn't need the money. Why didn't you take the time & suck in your gut & admit that you can't direct your way out of a sack of Ewoks & turn the films over to a … Continue reading Chosen by WHO, asshole??

So what does it mean when you dream of an airplane falling from the sky, to crash into the heart of a city, and watch the city erupt into flames? I've had that recurring dream since college, well before 9/11/01. The plane doesn't always crash into a city. Sometimes it spirals into a field, or … Continue reading I’ve figured out God, and She is me…

Burger King Star Wars toys. Say what you like about the Evil Corporate Empire or the sheer nastiness of the food...but the toys are freakin' CUTE. Especially the Darth Vader/Anakin. It's on my cubicle shelf at work, with a Post-it note taped to the back of its head: "I find your lack of fries disturbing..." … Continue reading Oh dear GODS…another obsession…

It's a never-fail thing, when you park a new shiny red car in a wide open parking lot, the birds target it.I opened my door this morning and got a big surprise.  A small white shivering dog was curled up on our patio, right in front of my apartment door. It startled, and got to … Continue reading There’s bird crap on my new car…

And the damn Storm decided to get one last jab at us... We can't get the frickin' license plates off. Brett's just gone to Walmart for a pair of boltcutters. Damn piece of crap car must've overheard me & Brett talking about how great our baby Chevy Cav is. Oh, yeah. And there'll be a … Continue reading And God said, “I WILL kill them, I will…oh yes…”

...we just bought a car. A 2003 bright cherry red Chevy Cav. This is the newest car we've ever owned. But..jeez, I've just set myself up for $200/month for five years. And the Holy Shrine of Journey is coming along...and breathing real heavy. A break happened while me & Brett (beloved Husband of 20+ years) … Continue reading dear gods, what have I gotten myself into…

What that said... Never, EVER buy a Geo Storm. Or any Geo. Piece of crap cars, especially at 10:00 at night. Especially when you're on the Interesting Side of Town. Especially when the damn thing breaks down in front of the local hospital where all the Casualities from the Interesting Side of Town end up. … Continue reading Holy crap, I’ve got a BLOG…