…because no one can ever TRUST what it says.
Remember the Body-In-The-Rum tale? And my comment about it being a good take for Mythbusters? Well:
All the rush to get the news on the air and online, and they can’t bother to check their damn facts first.
(and omg, never ever take percocet at work. ever. ever ever ever. Unless you like being high & flying while taking tech support calls. Which, I have to admit, does have a certain twisted charm: “Surrrree…yeah, whatever, sir, it’s all our fault. Yeah, baby!” Let’s just say I got yanked off the phone after the first call and leave it at that. :DDDD)