ye gods, who or what in the hell have I pissed off THIS time? So Saturday morning, about 3 or so AM, I wake up feeling like I've been punched in the stomach, a sharp, achy pain that lessens a bit, but remains achy. Probably just from a dream...so I turn over and try to … Continue reading Percoset…wheeeeeeee…..

...and say what we're ALL thinking: The Damn Useless Things CAUSE Teen Sexual Activity. Nothing succeeds at getting curiousity & interest up than making something forbidden. And unfortunately, this sad sorry US culture and idiotic Christian Right have never grasped that.

Okay, so having been off for a few days with NOTHING TO DO gave me plenty of time to catch up on the DVDs we've stockpiled & haven't had a chance to watch. Feel free to argue loudly with me if I diss one of your favorites, but know always that I am ALWAYS RIGHT, … Continue reading Anyway, on to the real post…

And this is why Mexico has outlawed pickles: Another one for the Mythbusters.

Oh, wait, I DO have something else to share (snarf)... The second part of The Magnetic Glass Tale, which I just found out today (having been off work with this !@#$% back): The co-worker that had to respond to that Stupid Email had decided -- against all evidence to the contrary -- to give the … Continue reading The Flunkee of Kindergarten Science strikes again!

So here I sit, with a bottle of hard cider downed & slightly drunk, and a loudly purring cat in my lap ("is Fwodo a good boy, den? Is he? Is he? awwwww purring kitty's so CUTE..." *snuggle snuggle snuggle*), my back still hurting like hell, and all I can think of to write about … Continue reading Small animals excreting on them for hours!

So I've got a bad back. I've had a bad back for a while. And Thursday, the day after the Great Big Sea concert, it decided it was going to remind me it was a bad back. Not quite a spasm, but DAMN. It was bad, bad enough I was in tears, and continued to … Continue reading owie

Business name? Badger Defense. Motto? "For those who choose not to be a victim". What are they selling? um...cookware. Man, where do these people come UP with this?

ooooookaaaaaayyyy: Dental Hypnosis Combine this with the Erotic B&D hypnosis I mentioned in an earlier post, and now I can't get the Steve Martin character from "Little Shop of Horrors" out of my head. Erotic Dental B&D Hypnosis. You know there's a market out there for it, somewhere.