…and it’s not on the terrorist attack lists at all. Nope. Nosirree. Not at all. Please ignore the big-eared man behind the curtain. His head’s down the Iraq hole too deep to know what his own government is doing.
And in related news, Parker Stevenson turns 54 today. Yes. THAT Parker Stevenson, the Hardy Boy of Baywatch. It’s all related. You know it is.