…with extra cheese!
omg, it’s RARE that I get a site like this in the course of my job, but when I do, it’s good for laughs all day:
Check out the Eddie Page story, especially, for pure crank gold. The short realistic version:
Schizophrenic/psychotic kid never takes his medication, goes on a bender & is tossed out of the military, and his parents have had enough & toss him out of the home until he gets his shit together. It’s all ALIENS fault! It Is! IT’s TRUE!