Signs of the Coming Germ Apocalypse, #3005

The HEALTHY HANDLE

Okay, imagine someone who is SO paranoid of germs, SO paranoid of bacteria & other miscellaneous yucky things that you need to carry around YOUR OWN PERSONAL HANDLE for your grocery shopping cart.

Then imagine the type of person who has probably caused the NEED for such a thing. One line from this site says it all: “Shopping cart handles tested positive for bodily fluid such as blood, saliva, mucus, or urine.”

URINE?? Yeesus criminy, folks, at least have the decency to wee behind the refrigerated section like the REST of us do.

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