Steve Perry & kitten-huffing…er, what?

Man, someone on Wikicities has way too much time on their hands:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Journey

I don’t know whether to laugh hysterically or slap the man that wrote this silly (and it has to be a man, most females wouldn’t waste their time). Maybe both.

(no, this isn’t Wikipedia — Wikicities is its red-headed stepchild, a true free-for-all mosh pit of whatever anyone wants to put in there, with no editorial process whatsoever.)