…all the Big Stuff going on in the world today, and WHAT’S the top story, front page, on our local paper?
…the sad, sad tale of the Big Corn Mazes not being able to carry on in Ohio this fall due to the weather.
By the way, I’m not in the boondocks or a small farm town. I’m in Columbus. Like, big honkin’ Capital City & Communications Hub That Should Know Better.
For those not in the Midwest, corn mazes are where the farmers make mazes out of their corn fields and charge admission for folks to get lost.
Yup. “Children of the Corn” LIVES. Or at least it would if I had any say in such things, but hey, I’m just a fiction writer, what do I know?