Okay. The Burger King “king” guy is enough of a nightmare fuel WTF. I mean, c’mon, they’re already using some weird stalker guy in a mask to try to sell hamburgers, and all they’ve done is insure I will never ever set foot in a BK again.
As if that wasn’t enough — introducing BK’s Human Sacrifice!
You, yes YOU, can sacrifice your friends to get a burger. What a marketing campaign. (insert heavy sarcasm here)
All *I* can think of is Sweeney Todd and Alferd Packer and the Donner Party. Way to go, BK guys.