Swine Flu Fatality:
The punch line? We all know who gave it to him.
edit: the REALLY twisted part is that I really really have one of those Kermit the Frog dolls. Still. I got it waaaaay back in high school, so it’s well over *cough cough mumble* 30 years old, but it’s MY Kermit, MINE MINE MINE…