I face down dragons. I LAUGH at orcs. I chase intruders out of my apartment with a broadsword while half-awake and naked.
So what does me in?
One freaked-out black & white kitten screaming GETTHEFRAKAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAYMEEEEOOOOORRRWEEREWRE!!!! as she freaks over a neighbor’s dog — whom she’s seen any number of times before and said dog is several feet away, not even by our window, just sitting on the stoop of the other building — and kitten screams and scrambles and her escape route…
…is right over my desk, my bare lap and shorts-clad legs.
7 inch gashes on both thighs.