Best Book Titles EVER

Yeah. They’re real. Seriously.

“WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES? I NEED THEM FOR THE FRUIT SALAD!”: No comment. Just…no comment.

“BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!”. The Mouth-frothing Caps are theirs. A quote from George Carlin comes to mind: “Why is it that the women who are against abortion are the ones you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”

(edit: oh. my. god. This one’s even funnier than just the title — 648 PAGES. and look at the price — $135. Then look at the author info, also all in mouth-frothing caps. Good lord.)

“The Cunt Coloring Book”…which gets my vote for sheer…um…ballsiness?

Okay, this one’s not a title; it just falls under the “What I’d Like To Get Certain Family Members For Christmas” category:

The Bride of Satan Child Costume: make sure you read the customer review. 🙂

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