...than open your mouth and remove all doubt. Rapper Diddy whines for oil prices to drop so he can fly his private jet again. Poor baby. He has to fly COMMERCIAL. Diddy, you're acting like Paris Hilton, but without the brains. Stop it.

So, James Dobson calls for God to make it rain to ruin Obama's day at the DNC... ...and instead, God lines up Hurricane Gustav to pummel New Orleans, which cuts short the Republican National Convention so the elected officials who were supposed to be attending can focus on the emergency in the Gulf. Yup.

"If I left, I'll probably lose my job..." This is from NEW ORLEANS FOLKS. Y'know, the city that's right in the path of a Category 4 hurricane? The city that was under a mandatory evacuation order as of 8 am this morning?? Ok, I'm not boggling too much over the idiotic tourists that are still … Continue reading “Stay, and die, or leave & lose your job…”

...see the complete, utter, cold, calculating political cynicism behind McCain's Choice for Running Mate?? I'll be the first to say it: You know damn good & well McCain's camp was going, "Oh SHIT, the Dems have a black man and made the news for making history -- I KNOW! Let's field a woman for VP!!!" … Continue reading Does anyone else besides me…

Obama makes surprise appearance at DNC. SURPRISE?? SURPRISE??? Um, hello? He was the frakkin' LEAD CANDIDATE?? Since when is it a surprise when the candidates show up to their parties' national conventions?? I mean, imagine walking into a restaurant and getting told, "We have a surprise for you today -- our chef decided to show … Continue reading Wait, wait, Obama does what??

"I’ve done something illegal and I need to get it off my chest. Times are hard, and I’m willing to sell my confession to the highest bidder..." We pause now for a WTF moment...

Grab a cow. SRSLY.

NO, YOU'RE NOT A CHICK WITH A DICK! YOU'RE A MESSED-UP PATHETIC IDIOT OF A MAN REDUCED TO FREAK-SHOW PORN SITES!!! yeeesh. Sorry, had to get that off my chest. The workplace hit me with our monthly porn query this month, and this was just the WRONG day to have to look at tons of … Continue reading ADSDKFJSDLF:ajldf;aj;fdakjfa;dfja;lfjadsf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm starting to agree with dduane. There's been several brand new Muppet vids posted on YouTube lately...specifically geared towards YouTube & the Net:

Ok, ok, ok, enough WoW-wanking & whining, I'm shutting up about it now before I scare off all my non-WoW friends. Anyway, this one was stolen from lyrsi: Give me one reason I'm going to hell. Then post this request in your LJ, and I will tell you why YOU are doomed to eternal damnation! … Continue reading LOLWOWZ