Holy SHITE, this explains a LOT about the current Dubya idiot... Just take a look at #30. Things that make ya go Hmmmmmmm. And the rest make for fascinating history reading, including one that will give you the "why" of why the Middle East is such a fucked-up mess at the moment.

30 Things That Should Never Be Adapted To Film ...though dear gods, the Shoots & Ladders with Jackie Chan sounds like something that might actually be done...

WOW. When I went to bed last night...about 5 inches of snow, maybe a little more. This morning, when I got up at 7 am....that 5 has multiplied to well over a foot, and I can't get our screen door open. Across the way, the snow is up to our neighbor's windows (first floor); Mr. … Continue reading SNOW?!? OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?!!

Let the deluge of "failed the saving throw" jokes begin...

On the trolling of the Internets...be amused. Be very amused: The Fail Blog

OMG, creepy Eugenics Poster Children with gene-geneered smiles... All dressed alike, all smiling that corpse-like smile on their pale blonde faces...and this site expects this image to SELL their product? :shudders: :plays Twilight Zone Theme:

...aka The Women Who Announce Their Lack Of Lives To The World Dept. I mean, just stamp "loser" on your forehead and be DONE with it...it'll be cheaper. Dear fuckin' gods. Nothing says "sad & pathetic" quite like that. Though from what I've seen of the -ites, the Small & Medium sizes are very unnecessary.

Folks who read my rants know I'm a huge fan of Diane Duane's Young Wizards series, and I've long thought she was a secret Journey fan...mostly because of High Wizardry having a key scene hinge on Perry's "Running Alone" and a character in one of her Star Trek novels being named Steve Perry (no joke, … Continue reading VINDICATED!!!

Let's do a shark dive! In bloody water! Without a cage! If this doesn't win the 2008 Darwin Awards, nothing else will.