"I talk to Jesus...he's my Mexican gardener". It's right up there with my "Careful or You'll End Up In My Novel" shirt. 🙂 If you can handle it, this site has some classic (and really offensive) t-shirts...

...the Pagans decide they gotta catch up: Inmate Sues to Practice Nordic Religion :smacks idjit Pagan upside head: Mister, there ain't no correctional facility nowhere that's gonna let you have any of that stuff. Especially the sword. Especially NOT the sword. Get a fuckin' grip & do what the rest of us Pagans without money … Continue reading Just when I thought the *Christian* sites weirded me out…

RaptureTransfer! Yup, for a small fee, you, yes YOU, my child, can arrange for all your assets to be transferred to a God-fearing person or entity when you are Raptured so the Evul Anti-Krist Duz Not Get It MUAUAHAHAhahahaahahaha.... There's a logical flaw in there, somewhere.

Thank you, ladyluck, for telling me of this. You should've known better than sending it here...MUAHAHAAHAHAHAA... presenting: A Very Journey Christmas

...and now I've gotta start apologizing to my characters all over again... ...because their problems are just starting. :eyes Jonathan, Steve: Dear gods, I'm really sorry.

The BBC censors Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" For those not familiar with the Pogues or this song, it's on my list of all time great Christmas songs, if only for the line, "You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, happy Christmas you arse, thank god it's our last". Which is probably what set … Continue reading And in other WTF news…

Um. Um. Um. Considering the job I work...um. UM. Third Product Down: "Joan of Arc" (Link may not be safe for viewing, depending on how much your coworkers look over your shoulder.) You need to read the product description text to get the full effect. @.@

For those not on the Journey Digest (thanks to Phyllis for the link).... A Very Perry Christmas CD Fair warning: Do NOT be drinking anything when you watch this. Unless you want to be cleaning up your monitor & keyboard...