having worked at a 1-900 psychic line...what's the phrase...oh, yeah..."If I'm so psychic, what am I doing answering calls for idiots?" Happy New Year, everyone.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! (grumble grumble) LiveJournal Haiku!Your name:zenfrodoYour haiku:running from the stagethe day was overcast warmand sticky the skyUsername: Created by Grahame
As promised, here's the U.A.S.S.U.H.O.Journey Xmas Special, Current Lineup Edition: Full size wallpapers for this AND the Evolution edition are on the Holy Shrine of Journey, in "The U.A.S.S.U.H.O. Journey" section. Original Scribble by me, kick-ass coloring by Brett (and how in the WORLD he got Aug's hair to actually BE curly...DAMN). Yes, the strips … Continue reading MERRY EARLY YULE, EVERYONE!! (part 2)
(aka...this is too damn twisted) My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Broadsword of Desirable Mindfulness. Get yours. (oh, yeah...Here's the info on the Unitarian Jihad.)
Yes, this is a real email: --------------- "News travels fast, Company-name. You are afraid you might offend "someone". For the rest of us that you don't care whether you offend or not, including your faithful workers: MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Sincerely, (deleted to protect the stupid) ----------------- Hooo, brother, Ms. Customer. Did our … Continue reading The Annual Holiday Rant, part two…
Okay. I'm amused, and giggling, and pissed, all at once. On my lunch break this afternoon, CNN was devoting airtime to an idiot Xtian Right-Winger upset because the White House's Christmas card read "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"...calling it a "war on Christmas". Evidently that simple phrase is proving Mr. Bush to be overly … Continue reading The Annual Holiday “You People Have Too Much Time On Your Hands” Rant
(edit 12/11: pictures have been re-uploaded -- the background got reworked to make it clear where Herbie dumped the band for the tour THIS time...) This small size for LJ does NOT do this justice! Brett worked his ASS off coloring this, and it's freakin' awesome! So...full size 1024x768 and 800x600 wallpaper versions of this … Continue reading Happy Early Yule, everyone!
Okay, okay, I threw budget to the wind and went to see "The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe" last night. I wish I'd kept my budget in check. A word to all authors of Children's Classics: If Disney approaches you, RUN. And put stipulations in your will & trust & estate that Disney is … Continue reading beating head against the walls of Hollywood…
it would be so easy to simply give excerpts from my existing tales for this challenge. Too easy, and counterproductive. I'm a writer, so WRITE, dammit! So... going the way untraveled, a scrabbling scribbling doodle in prose. I don't know where this will go, or why, or how. Bear with me, and hopefully we'll enjoy … Continue reading fanfic100’s Challenge #001: Beginnings
...to try to keep it less confusing for everyone (for me, especially)...the fanfic100 bits will be posted/linked here. I signed up for fanfic100 under this nickname; it gets too confusing to do the actual tales under my other alter-ego. I've moved #001 here & changed the link at fanfic100 to boot. All future posts to … Continue reading on rethinking…