Paris Hilton Says She's Going Celibate That'll be the longest 60 seconds of her life. And in related news today: Researchers claim again that Music Is The Root Of All Sexy Evil ...hello? Remember this? So if a teen really really really wants laid, they need to make a virginity pledge while listening to their … Continue reading And in the Ho You Gonna Believe Dept.

Oh my god...this one came into my queue today and I couldn't stop laughing. It's not just ANY paranormal site. It's... DISCOUNT GHOST-BUSTERS!!! My favorite's the "Newbie Paranormal Research Kit": POCKET infrared thermometer (for those who ghosthunt on the fly), EMF Meter, and pocket LED light. Just think, only $70, and you TOO can be … Continue reading Who Ya Gonna CALL!!