Um, no you're not. Holy SHITE, they've got CHAMPIONSHIPS...for AIR GUITAR??? ... .... ..... ...and i though beer pong championships were totally fucked up...

All the answers you ever need, in one convenient box. (of course, my work queue immediately followed THAT site up with SUPER SEKRUT TEKNOLOJY 4 HI GAS MILIJ & URN MILLYUNS WITHOUT SELLING ANYTIHNG, so my usual complete lack of faith in humanity is totally unbusted.)

Good news today: Brett has had callbacks from my workplace, Whole Foods, and should be getting a call from another company that he was referred to by the wife of one of my coworkers. Bad News: Checkfree is being a total dickhead. After promising Brett -- in writing, both from HR and in their papers … Continue reading Need a broadsword. A big, sharp, flaming broadsword.

Oh, lord. I didn't realize that the Warcraft clip in a previous post was from an actual Broadway musical, Avenue Q. Now I'm laughing hysterically -- I've since seen clips of the Broadway production doing that song. AND the show's coming to Columbus next year. I can't wait.

blame my online friends from my MMPORG, Dofus for this one: (MMPORG = massive multiplayer online roleplaying game. Yes. I've been geeking out this weekend; after all the stress, I needed to mindlessly kill things. Sorry about the delay in the updates to the Shrine. I needed to also get stuff for my home business … Continue reading now i can’t get this OUT of my head…

...if I have to look at one more website about PENIS ENLARGEMENT today, I'm gonna go bush-whacking with my machete.

...now my stomach/intestines are acting up. Again. ergh. After the whole bullshit yesterday with Brett, I should've been expecting it.

Brett was fired today... ..BECAUSE HE FOLLOWED A CUSTOMER REQUEST TO NOT GO OVER THEIR PAYMENTS. My husband worked in in-bound Collections for an asshole Company named "Checkfree". Checkfree is the behind-the-scenes bill payment system for such entities as Yahoo, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, etc etc -- basically, if you're paying your bills online … Continue reading Now I’m freaking.