OWIE

I face down dragons. I LAUGH at orcs. I chase intruders out of my apartment with a broadsword while half-awake and naked. So what does me in? One freaked-out black & white kitten screaming GETTHEFRAKAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAYMEEEEOOOOORRRWEEREWRE!!!! as she freaks over a neighbor's dog -- whom she's seen any number of times before and said dog is … Continue reading OWIE