...but John Kovalic's blog is hysterical: Muskrat John He's the guy that draws the Dork Tower strips for Dragon Magazine, but the strips are just as hysterical even if you aren't a gamer -- though being a general SF/Fantasy/gaming geek does help. 😉

Today I had the dubious pleasure of listening to a co-worker describe to a caller **HOW TO TYPE A CAPITAL LETTER** (aka, "What's a capital letter?") :holds head in hands, laughs so hard I can't talk:

Thanks, Barb. ( ) smoked a cigarette (x) drank alcohol before --- before what? Before legal? (x) crashed a friend's car ( ) stolen a car (x) been in love (x) been dumped (x) shoplifted (x ) been fired ( ) been in a fist fight (x) snuck out of your parent's house (x) had … Continue reading Okay, you HAD to get me going…

Somehow you can tell where my mind is lately... The Alternative Portuguese Dictionary Must be the effects of the Hitachi, I swear.

Rubber Duckie, you're SOoooo bad... It's almost as good as this: Talk about GREAT Pagan Goddess/God images for Beltane... DON'T click the links if you're easily offended by the thought that someone, somewhere might be having a good time when you're stuck with pictures of Steve Perry & a Forum of -ites for company...

Good Vibrations ROCKS! They ROCK! Lesson 1: - Never buy anything with the "Homedics" brand on it. They are pure cheap shit that break after a month. Lesson 2: - Good Vibrations ROCKS! They ROCK! Lesson 3: - HITACHI ROCKS!! IT ROCKS!! (lesson 3a -- Sweet sexy handsome cuddly husband WIELDING said Hitachi ROCKS! HE … Continue reading let’s just go ahead and GO there…

...and you see a brilliant blue-green light, surrounded by a haze, a light that travels fast & short and fades out in a bright burst... That's the second big-ass meteor in as many days. Woah.