Overheard at work…

Real merchant business name: "Poopy's Pub & Grub". (I didn't believe this one either. But here's the website to prove it.) Real business-owner's name (separate business): Inkadinka Butt. Real barber a co-worker used to go to: Dicky Butt.

A highly ironic note.

All day today, I've been wishing our customers to "have a good holiday weekend". And NOT ONE has griped that I should be calling it the "Independence Day" weekend. Hey IDIOTS! I'm taking the MEANING out of THIS DAY too! Bloody Christmas Christian hypocrites.