Real merchant business name: "Poopy's Pub & Grub". (I didn't believe this one either. But here's the website to prove it.) Real business-owner's name (separate business): Inkadinka Butt. Real barber a co-worker used to go to: Dicky Butt.

It's karma, it's got to be: Gay Ken Doll Sex (click the Portfolio >> Unstitched area. Don't say I didn't warn you.) and right after it: It's not porn. Nope. Not a bit. I'm just thinking the dirty stuff. From the "Hey, if you're so old you can't drive right, GET OFF THE ROAD" category, … Continue reading & from the You Must Be Kidding Website Queue today…

All day today, I've been wishing our customers to "have a good holiday weekend". And NOT ONE has griped that I should be calling it the "Independence Day" weekend. Hey IDIOTS! I'm taking the MEANING out of THIS DAY too! Bloody Christmas Christian hypocrites.