...comes at the most unexpected moments. On the drive out to Wheeling to see his relatives, in a moment of insanity brought on by an over-the-top small-town Christmas display -- I kid you not, the doghouse was outlined in lights and had a small nativity scene out front -- Brett gave me a story idea. … Continue reading The Best Yule Gift of All….

endings Merry Yuletide, everyone!

Okay. So TODAY, I got to open my Yule Present aka "Sid"... ...and wow. The picture doesn't do this sculpt justice. She's BEAUTIFUL...and SMALL. The little one fits right in the palm of my hand. Just one minor thing: in order to be TRULY Sid, she wouldn't be curled around a crystal ball. She'd be … Continue reading Merry Yule, Everyone!

...I'd go on a drunken rampage too. wow. Today's just bringing up ALL the loonies, I swear.

"I talk to Jesus...he's my Mexican gardener". It's right up there with my "Careful or You'll End Up In My Novel" shirt. 🙂 If you can handle it, this site has some classic (and really offensive) t-shirts...

...the Pagans decide they gotta catch up: Inmate Sues to Practice Nordic Religion :smacks idjit Pagan upside head: Mister, there ain't no correctional facility nowhere that's gonna let you have any of that stuff. Especially the sword. Especially NOT the sword. Get a fuckin' grip & do what the rest of us Pagans without money … Continue reading Just when I thought the *Christian* sites weirded me out…

RaptureTransfer! Yup, for a small fee, you, yes YOU, my child, can arrange for all your assets to be transferred to a God-fearing person or entity when you are Raptured so the Evul Anti-Krist Duz Not Get It MUAUAHAHAhahahaahahaha.... There's a logical flaw in there, somewhere.