...i probably should get at least ONE good sex scene in there, just to balance all the crap at the end out. Hmmmm. WTF, let's just get Sion out there with Jay & Neal to show 'em another kind of geas. :cue bad jazz: FINISH, MUST FINISH, WRITE WRITE WRITE...

...thank gods for beloved husbuns who are also twisted gamemasters/DMs... ...who know the tale well enough to talk me thru plot tangles and issues and all the "omg what have i done" moments... ...and who keep suggesting things that make too much sense... ...but damn the characters to ...oh, hell. oh fuckin' hell. i did … Continue reading omg omg omg…

Would someone PLEASE tell me what torturing a bird has to do with Jesus???? Read the text under the pic for the full idiocy here. My gods, the wench makes Christianity's ideas of grace & salvation read like bad S&M Slash Pr0n.... (edit: oh dear gods, S&M Slash with a dash of pedophilia...I should've looked … Continue reading This is just my day for effed-up Christian sites, I swear…

Dear gods... Quiet Riot Singer Dead ...there's some appropriate Quiet Riot Song Title Pun that probably should be made, but words just fail me.

...this seriously offends me: "Tears of Christ" To quote from the product listing: "Nothing radiates the endless love of Jesus like the shimmering light of nearly a half carat of full cut diamonds". :fist face fist face fist face: What's that phrase about how hard it is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom … Continue reading I’m not Christian, but…

They Fight Crime! lord, pray Hollywood doesn't get ahold of this during the Writer's Strike.

For all the SF / Fantasty geeks out there, I shame-facedly present (all the while ROFLMAO)... The Eye Of Argon If you can get more than halfway down the first screen without bursting into laughing-so-hard-you-cry...you need more exposure to bad fanfic. (and why is it I'm on the most tense part of the whole Severed … Continue reading More Weird Shit I Find Online…

Well, of COURSE, Happy Thanksgiving to all my FL and casual readers. I hope you have lots to be thankful for, and continue to have lots to be thankful for in the coming year. Since it's just me & Brett this year, we decided to completely forego the mess & fuss and made reservations for … Continue reading Turkey Day…oh, yeah.