THE NEW GOLDEN COMPASS TRAILER!!!

I keep forgetting that our little back corner of the apartment complex doesn't get kids. We got -- count 'em -- TWO kids. Luckily, I'd only gotten a bulk box of microwave popcorn, figuring that what the kids didn't get, I could eat. I'll now be having a late night popcorn snack every night until … Continue reading Halloweeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn Part II

The best part about carving pumpkins? The fresh roasted pumpkin seeds! very tasty, very easy: Preheat oven to 350 degrees (Farenheit). Rinse off pumpkin seeds & drain. Toss pumpkin seeds with 1/2 tablespoon of olive oil & 1/2 teaspoon of sea salt (per pumpkin load of seeds). Spread seeds on a cookie sheet. Roast for … Continue reading Halloweeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn

(you know. that story I've only been working on for the last 10 years or so?) ...Steve/Faolan had been shot & lies bleeding on the fallow field, Neal is captive & unconscious in Vicari's lair, Jonathan is dying in the forgotten room, and Smitty & Ross are walking into a trap... Did I leave anything … Continue reading When we last left The Story…

you do WHAT with this??? This is just my day for whacked-out websites in the work queue. And with everything I've seen & run across in this job, you'd think I'd be USED to this stuff. I admit I'm still capable of getting rather flustered by some things. I was fine on this site until … Continue reading Er…ah…oooookay….

Don't run from strangers, Run From This Scary Pink DRAGON... Ok. Never mind that most kids are more in danger from family friends, relatives & neighbors. Never mind that stranger abductions -- despite what the media wants us to think -- are actually a very rare occurrence (that's why they make the TV news, they're … Continue reading Sites like this PISS ME OFF

One sign that you no longer belong at your job: An impending, potential layoff, or...what's the word now, "reorganization". You look through all the job postings at your company, and there's many, and you realize that there's just not ANYTHING there that you want to do, or see yourself doing, or care about doing at … Continue reading *sigh*

Everyone on my FL is over 18 & you're adult enough to read this. Okay, I support gay rights -- as an adult choice. However, godDAMN, Rowling, HP is a kid's book. Most parents have a tough time explaining straight sex to their kids. Now you want them trying to explain gay?? "Mommy, she said … Continue reading Dumbledore’s WHAT???

It's a sign that Church of the Bunny needs to hop on back: Proof That God Has Alzheimer's. I mean, really. Everything going on in the world, and God chooses *eggplants*. Definitely a few fries short of his divine happy meal, there.

Oh Sweet Chocolate Jesus Now mind you, with all the problems & issues facing most organized religions today, don't people have anything BETTER to do than to get pissed over a Naked Chocolate Jesus? Good LORD, most women's reaction to chocolate borders on worship -- the idea of a Naked Chocolate Jesus seems totally appropriate … Continue reading He’s WHAT?