Actual question from my supervisor: "So...how much pot does it take to roll a joint?" Either a sign of how great my job is, or sign of how godsawful messed up our customers are. You decide. no no NO, I don't do that crap. Just get that thought out of your head right now. Immediately.

Actual question from my supervisor: "So...how much pot does it take to roll a joint?" Either a sign of how great my job is, or sign of how godsawful messed up our customers are. You decide. no no NO, I don't do that crap. Just get that thought out of your head right now. Immediately.

What IS it with everyone deciding I know everything about whatever tech issue they decide to drop in my lap? Mom: "How do I remove Vista from my computer?" Me: "Mom, I run a Mac." Mom: "Yeah, but how do you do it?" Me: "Call the place you got it from and ask them to … Continue reading Sorry, is “tech support” stamped on my forehead? I don’t think so.

The match burns down It nips your fingers wakes you from the dream of where you thought you were Run, run, put your face right in it as if the world could care and sliding under the wing to starboard the moon goes up and down on some city somewhere your heart is jammed the … Continue reading

The match burns down It nips your fingers wakes you from the dream of where you thought you were Run, run, put your face right in it as if the world could care and sliding under the wing to starboard the moon goes up and down on some city somewhere your heart is jammed the … Continue reading

Wow. It's always a rush to get introduced to a new band. It's DOUBLY a rush when the CD in question connects so hard to not only me, but also to my writing, connects so hard that I'm gasping in sheer amazement. The band is the Oysterband (aka The Oyster Band) -- hardly "new", actually. … Continue reading Dancing as fast as I can…

...oh wait for it, wait for it. This takes a bit of setup, so bear with me. Screw The Sopranos, car commercials & whatnot...this is how you REALLY tell when Something Is Back In The Public Eye. Ok. A while back, I used to run The Journey Webring. Point of fact, I started it & … Continue reading How can you REALLY tell Journey’s still popular?

Coke Sponsors The Crucifixion Hell, Coke grabbed Christmas with Claus & the Polar Bears. Might as well grab the other end, too. Man, this is just my day for whacked-out shit, I swear. this has NOTHING to do with Journey's new singer being Filipino. I swear. At least, I hope not.

They hunt freakin' ducks. Dear gods, they look like Rambo rejects from a Weird Al parody.

The Other Missing Lead Singer that no one in the music industry gives a shit about anymore ...and...the horror, the horror...the man's turned The Hunchback of Notre Dame into a musical...