The Titanic in 30 Seconds...done by Bunnies....

I've been using Gangs OR us as a reference point for some of the characters in my stories, to help with language usage and lifestyle. The site is fairly good; I found it through several of the crime & police sites I'd monitored when I worked for The Credit Card Company That Shall Be Nameless. … Continue reading FAIL FAIL FAIL

Ok. Upper endoscopy done. It turned out to be no big deal -- I was out cold right from the get-go; I only remember them putting in the bite-guard, then I was waking up with Brett sitting next to me. I'm still waiting on results, but damn, my stomach's been real touchy since they did … Continue reading Stomach still hurts — ergh.

Finally I got to see a gastro doc today over the idiocy that happened last december with the intestinal bleeding. Yeah. Three months later. Some emergency. Ok, yeah, they had to pump two pints of blood into me back then, but no one's been acting like it's an emergency since then -- though my family … Continue reading Well…okay.

...and not hear Tom Hanks channeling Bill Murray/Venkman Dan Ackroyd/Ray Stantz from Ghostbusters: http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/angelsdemons/ (The ILLUMINATI?? Oh puleeeeeez. Robert Anton Wilson & Steve Jackson did them to death already. FNORD)

Man tries to clean cobwebs with a blowtorch. Yeah. You read that right. Cobwebs. A blowtorch. We should hook the idiot up with the McNuggets 911 Lady. They'll get along like a hou...er, like a building that bursts into flames.