...what the hell were you smoking? Or who the hell paid you off? You folks were joking, right? Or is your Bar of Expectations for the Potter films that low? Yeah. It has to be that last. To the good: the actors were dead-on; it's been a pleasure watching Dan Radcliffe and Emma Watson mature … Continue reading To All Film Critics Who Called “Half Blood Prince” The Best Potter Adaptation yet…

"It's not friendly whatever it is..." -- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahahahahahahaha...oh gods, make it stop...can't breathe...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaaaaaa....

"It's not friendly whatever it is..." -- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahahahahahahaha...oh gods, make it stop...can't breathe...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaaaaaa....

Skipper Dan Yup, new Weird Al, on YouTube -- great vid. One of his rare un-funny songs, but I see this being a hit with all the college grads.

Wow. For such a quiet apartment complex, it's been...interesting...today. First, the bread machine fiasco. And I won't go into all the minor disasters that happened as I was fixing dinner (rice boiling over and BURNING -- WTF??). But as I was finally finishing dinner and walking into the living room with Brett and a plate … Continue reading Oh, the drama you hear with your windows open…

My mom gave us her bread machine a couple weeks ago, and we've been enjoying that thing immensely; I used to make homemade bread every once in a while, but it's such a big time-commitment. Now we've stopped buying store bread completely. However... So a little bit ago, I loaded up the flour & stuff … Continue reading You wanna talk FREAKED

Dork Tower's "I'm A Mac"....

So...that web developer position, where I walked out of the interview 99.9% certain I had it? The company decided to suspend all hiring "indefinitely". Pardon me while I just go curl up and give up.

and yeah, I know we're all sick of hearing about it already, but the horror thingies here are just too damn funny: Michael Jackson Buried Without His Brain

Or at least, a movie whose trailer looks awesome...Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs. Yup. They're using Anyway You Want It: http://www.cloudywithachanceofmeatballs.com/ (with AWYWI) Second trailer, without AWYWI: http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/cloudywithachanceofmeatballs/ Two things come immediately to mind: 1. Both trailers are HYSTERICAL, and it seems that there's FINALLY gonna be a Journey song in a GOOD movie, … Continue reading Journey Song in GOOD Movie for a change…