at least, Zombies who are jonesing for hot dogs: I don't have a cute description for this. Words fail me. Just look.

Yup. "Bohemian Rhapsody"...played on old computer beeps. It takes a special kind of mind to listen to an old scanner whining and think "Hey, that sounds like QUEEN!!". (thanks to officialgaiman for the tip).

WTF is it with my FL? It's like we're all flattened with chronic shit -- between  ,  ,  and   and me, I'm about to start up our own LJ hospital wing.You folks get better, y'hear?  I hate being in races with folks to see who's gonna have the worst horror story.(and I'm typing this as I … Continue reading Man.

there was more blood this morning; not like the last time, but definite. the doctor said to hold off on any ER visits (unless i'm dizzy or lightheaded) and to wait for the endoscopy tomorrow. scared isn't the word for it. and to make matters worse, my oldest cat, Puck, has been vomiting; he hasn't … Continue reading ok. scared now.

So I had a gastric emptying scan done last Friday -- normal, completely normal. That upper endoscopy & the polyps they took out? Normal. Completely normal. Wednesday, I have the full endoscopy. That's the 'swallow the camera-pill and wear the freaky monitors all day' test. My stomach hurts. It's been hurting every time I eat; … Continue reading One more test out of the way.

ok. I'm offically ROFL.

It's not really cheerful unless it's OFFICIALLY cheerful. Totally messed up, twisted site. I got hooked through the Gallery of Regrettable Food (warning: do NOT view it right before a meal. SRSLY). And the Gallery of Regrettable Food came up because I was seriously trying to see if anyone was making fun of the horrible, … Continue reading Meals or baked barf…you decide.

The Gothic Poetry Generator (the generator links are at the bottom; the tips make for some hysterical reading). death deserved what have you ruined? a dark black shadowy cloud of betrayal as emotions shudder. once we tasted paradise, wide-eyed and virginal, but your desire drifted away. a deadened pool of memory - drops of blood … Continue reading Death death blood blood blood bleeding HELL