Business name? Badger Defense. Motto? "For those who choose not to be a victim". What are they selling? um...cookware. Man, where do these people come UP with this?

ooooookaaaaaayyyy: Dental Hypnosis Combine this with the Erotic B&D hypnosis I mentioned in an earlier post, and now I can't get the Steve Martin character from "Little Shop of Horrors" out of my head. Erotic Dental B&D Hypnosis. You know there's a market out there for it, somewhere.

Received today in a customer email: "Will your magnetic signage stick to glass, or just metal?" :headdeskheaddeskheaddesk:

How can someone be so godsawful STUPID?? http://leegoldberg.typepad.com/a_writers_life/2006/04/no_hope_for_thi.html Someone writes a Star Wars fanfic -- ripped off & plagiarized from A New Hope -- COPYRIGHTS it, and sells it as a self-published book on Amazon. And she claims to be a book editor & journalist. I weep for humanity. Stupidity on this level dooms us … Continue reading Oh no, she didn’t…

okay, call me a sucker for good looking guys in pirate costumes, but guess what's out July 7??? PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!!!! And naturally, Orlando Bloom has the best freakin' line in the whole trailer. (squeals like a fangirl) And this one... An American Haunting ...seems to be a retelling of The Bell Witch legend, … Continue reading yes yes YES!!!!

Oh, come ON... http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/7000/20060407/1125000002.htm http://www.northumberlandtoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=1117&ArticleID=1425349 Someone stayed up too late watching Wallace & Gromit.

hoo boy. This is one for the unintentionally-hilarious records. For those who may not know, Columbus, OH is one of the test markets. We get new products & new stores before the rest of the US does, as we're considered a good sampling of the rest of the US population. So, with that in mind, … Continue reading No, I’m not a shill for Dr. Pepper.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12164830/ There's just nothing I can say to this. The paranoid idiot fundies are winning their war again those of us with SENSE. Some folks may have heard about the college student at Ohio University that was arrested for terrorism because her bicycle (BICYCLE, mind you) bore a bumpersticker that read "This bike is a … Continue reading Clash = Terrorism

Hell is turning 40. This year. In 2 months. And already having major depressive fits over it. And it doesn't help that I have parents who seem to take delight in outlining all their little medical breakdowns, ending with "see what you have to look forward to?" Gah. I've broken down enough in the past … Continue reading Hell is what you carry with you…