Real merchant business name: "Poopy's Pub & Grub". (I didn't believe this one either. But here's the website to prove it.) Real business-owner's name (separate business): Inkadinka Butt. Real barber a co-worker used to go to: Dicky Butt.

It's karma, it's got to be: Gay Ken Doll Sex (click the Portfolio >> Unstitched area. Don't say I didn't warn you.) and right after it: It's not porn. Nope. Not a bit. I'm just thinking the dirty stuff. From the "Hey, if you're so old you can't drive right, GET OFF THE ROAD" category, … Continue reading & from the You Must Be Kidding Website Queue today…

All day today, I've been wishing our customers to "have a good holiday weekend". And NOT ONE has griped that I should be calling it the "Independence Day" weekend. Hey IDIOTS! I'm taking the MEANING out of THIS DAY too! Bloody Christmas Christian hypocrites.

Cartoon characters. Skeletal Studies. And amazingly accurate. And on THAT note, JK Rowling states that two characters in the last book will die and that Harry himself MIGHT die. Well, that narrows it down. What characters will cause the most impact & the most grief & the most drama at this stage of the game … Continue reading they’re…just too sick…

...bloody freakin' code works right in all the OTHER browsers, but NOOOoooo, IE has to be the lone bitch that refuses to do what I TELL it to do...!@#$% okay, the Tales area on the Shrine is FIXED and the menus should work correctly, in Windows IE, Firefox, Netscape, & Mac's Safari. Don't talk to … Continue reading ye GODS, I hate Internet Explorer

I just tried the tales area today from IE at work, and I see the menus are whacked out again. I'll get them fixed tonight!!

FINALLY!! Yeesh. The Tales/Fables area has been updated, cleaned up & somewhat re-arranged; there may be a further change to the whole section's interface, but I'm still toying with ideas. The full-color, high-res wallpapers of Obsidian are now available there, as are "book covers" for the tales. AND...a new tale has been posted. Well, new … Continue reading UPDATES!!!

hoo BROTHER are they long overdue. Still working on pics -- have a ton of new stuff and have had too much other crap going on to get the updates done. One piddling thing, I did fix the Journey Sims entry page, so the logo now displays correctly. It only took me, what, 3 months? … Continue reading updates to the Shrine…

...for this: Peter Pan's homepage A 52 year old man. Playing Peter Pan. Can you say...no...better not. But gods, I'm thinking it really loud.