I saw a dragon in the sky today. Yes, a real live oh-my-god-Brett-STOPTHECAR dragon. We've got a storm system rolling through right now, and as we were driving home from work on the I270 outerbelt, far west side, I was watching the dark layers of clouds. You could see the cloud-shelves (long cloud layers stacked … Continue reading Of Signs & Omens & Good Times

The HEALTHY HANDLE Okay, imagine someone who is SO paranoid of germs, SO paranoid of bacteria & other miscellaneous yucky things that you need to carry around YOUR OWN PERSONAL HANDLE for your grocery shopping cart. Then imagine the type of person who has probably caused the NEED for such a thing. One line from … Continue reading Signs of the Coming Germ Apocalypse, #3005