"If I left, I'll probably lose my job..." This is from NEW ORLEANS FOLKS. Y'know, the city that's right in the path of a Category 4 hurricane? The city that was under a mandatory evacuation order as of 8 am this morning?? Ok, I'm not boggling too much over the idiotic tourists that are still … Continue reading “Stay, and die, or leave & lose your job…”

...see the complete, utter, cold, calculating political cynicism behind McCain's Choice for Running Mate?? I'll be the first to say it: You know damn good & well McCain's camp was going, "Oh SHIT, the Dems have a black man and made the news for making history -- I KNOW! Let's field a woman for VP!!!" … Continue reading Does anyone else besides me…

Obama makes surprise appearance at DNC. SURPRISE?? SURPRISE??? Um, hello? He was the frakkin' LEAD CANDIDATE?? Since when is it a surprise when the candidates show up to their parties' national conventions?? I mean, imagine walking into a restaurant and getting told, "We have a surprise for you today -- our chef decided to show … Continue reading Wait, wait, Obama does what??

"I’ve done something illegal and I need to get it off my chest. Times are hard, and I’m willing to sell my confession to the highest bidder..." We pause now for a WTF moment...

Grab a cow. SRSLY.

NO, YOU'RE NOT A CHICK WITH A DICK! YOU'RE A MESSED-UP PATHETIC IDIOT OF A MAN REDUCED TO FREAK-SHOW PORN SITES!!! yeeesh. Sorry, had to get that off my chest. The workplace hit me with our monthly porn query this month, and this was just the WRONG day to have to look at tons of … Continue reading ADSDKFJSDLF:ajldf;aj;fdakjfa;dfja;lfjadsf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm starting to agree with dduane. There's been several brand new Muppet vids posted on YouTube lately...specifically geared towards YouTube & the Net:

Ok, ok, ok, enough WoW-wanking & whining, I'm shutting up about it now before I scare off all my non-WoW friends. Anyway, this one was stolen from lyrsi: Give me one reason I'm going to hell. Then post this request in your LJ, and I will tell you why YOU are doomed to eternal damnation! … Continue reading LOLWOWZ

You were so horribly right. I just didn't think you were *this* right. Me & Brett left Guild Intrepid tonight (prior post with final straw rant). We almost immediately were snatched up by our real life friends in Stormcrows, and while we're talking with them and explaining what had happened, Frostnova (to other WoW'ers, Frost … Continue reading holy frakkin’ crap, lyrsi… (followup WoW Rant)

Screw the Pickle, the Whale, Gung Ho, the Fishes, and the Cheese. Just...screw 'em. ...and if you get any or all of those references, you, my friend, yes YOU, quite likely work in a Highly Dysfunctional Corporate Atmosphere. Chris's Law of Inverse Managerial Theorizing: "The more "How To Have a Happy Workplace" theories a workplace … Continue reading I’m gonna blanket my cubicle with these…