In my job, I see a lot of baaaaad websites. I'm talking banal, boring, collections of cheap dollar-store-merchandise, tacky jewelry, vitamin supplements, made-by-the-thousands 'collectibles' -- you know, junk -- that no one buys in real stores, let alone on the Web. I'm talking businesses that have no need for a web site -- hell, they … Continue reading Oh. My. Freakin’. Lord.

John Karr is just a whackjob nobody The real idiocy of this? Karr's attorney stated that "he was "deeply disturbed" that authorities in Boulder brought Karr from Thailand with what appears to have been scant evidence." Like, HELLO?? The man CONFESSED? He stated on NATIONAL FREAKIN' TV that he did it?? That's not enough probable … Continue reading So how many of us are really surprised?

This is a followup to yesterday's keyword post. Okay, the -ite that searched on "private steve perry pictures" needed to get bolder. So, I searched FOR that nameless silly ashamed person -- I googled "naked pictures steve perry journey". And THIS turned up: At Least Steve Perry's at the BOTTOM of the list... And of … Continue reading The Ugliest WHAT?

Heh. Checking the stats for the Shrine, and discovered a neat little Webalizer feature that tracks the top "keyword" searches that folks used that led to the Shrine: 1 37.50% 7 kingdoms 2 6.25% oh sherrie video 3 6.25% steve augeri update 4 6.25% steve perry 5 6.25% the journey shrine 6 3.12% 7 kingdoms … Continue reading A random sampling…

Gods. For really whack-job tech news, you can't beat The Register: ...and I feel fine. Yup. Iran's gonna lob the nukes at Israel tomorrow. So long, and thanks for all the fish & kosher weinies, guys.

everyone hits a point in their life when you go, "why? who cares? why am I doing this? why am I doing anything?" I've been hitting that point for the last week. Yeah, I'm updating the Shrine more often. Yeah, I'm finally getting a handle on how to manage all the various crap I've got … Continue reading well, okay…

Just finished sorting a bunch of new pics for the Shrine today. I swear, there WILL be updates. There WILL. INCLUDING JOURNEY FORCE NEWSLETTERS AND THE ROBYN FLANS BOOK. And we'll see how many sites pointlessly accuse me of stealing from them this time. *sigh*

Paris Hilton Says She's Going Celibate That'll be the longest 60 seconds of her life. And in related news today: Researchers claim again that Music Is The Root Of All Sexy Evil ...hello? Remember this? So if a teen really really really wants laid, they need to make a virginity pledge while listening to their … Continue reading And in the Ho You Gonna Believe Dept.