quack quack HONK

omg omg omg..TWO wonderfully what-the-fuck websites came into my queue today. The first is a single item on an otherwise routine boring seen-'em-by-the-thousands vitamin supplement site: Revitalized Water Concentrate! (aka CONCENTRATED water. think about it. Think really hard. Well, we don't have to think that hard. I hope.) and.... You wanna buy a house WHERE?? … Continue reading quack quack HONK

And this is why you should never put anything in the hands of the government…

New York City has no monuments worth protecting ...and it's not on the terrorist attack lists at all. Nope. Nosirree. Not at all. Please ignore the big-eared man behind the curtain. His head's down the Iraq hole too deep to know what his own government is doing. And in related news, Parker Stevenson turns 54 … Continue reading And this is why you should never put anything in the hands of the government…

the shallow beat of skin

y'know, I think I probably hold the record for viewing the most crappily-designed merchant websites in one lifetime. That runs concurrent with "most inane websites viewed" in one lifetime, and "most scam websites viewed" in three lifetimes. Today's random sampling of crappy/inane/scam/odd sites viewed in the course of my job: http://wyzways.com http://loganmilan.com ($40 t-shirts. Only … Continue reading the shallow beat of skin