...with a "help wanted" sign like this, I wouldn't mind working here.

...what the hell are you doing in the kitchen? McCain's camp calls Fey's Palin portrayal "sexist". Any politician should be able to pass over what the comedians say. Good lord, the comedians wank on everyone. If you're gonna start claiming "sexism" because, OMG, a female comedian didn't portray you in a positive light...you really need … Continue reading If you can’t take the heat…

...why the hell was I ever here? I've spent the last year or two or three at this workplace getting angrier and angrier, bored and depressed-to-tears on a daily basis, unwilling to deal with the people around me, feeling little but contempt and anger at the chatter about TV and sports and inane small shit … Continue reading depressive rant wank

Dear Mr. SECOND Whiny Voiced Accountant Geek, I don't care about your eBay exploits. I don't care about your blow-by-blow descriptions of the bid war you got into for used clothes. I've got headphones on. My music is turned up. I'm trying to finish this query. And you're still gabbing at me as if I … Continue reading Again. It never ends.

Yes, Mr. Whiny-Voiced Accountant Geek, the remnants of Ike came through Columbus yesterday. Yes, the winds were bad. Oh my god, your power flickered. Oh my god, you lost cable TV for over 20 minutes. Wow, the trees were really losing leaves. Thank you so much for coming over here and leaning over the cubicle … Continue reading Why the frak am I here??

So the upshot of this post... Last night, Aritis (the healadin with a retadin alt) got me in-group, and pulled another Intrepid'er in, Ripping, a 16 year old who'd been on when me & Brett initially quit that guild. At the time we quit, Rip freaked out over seeing us /gquit all our characters. We … Continue reading More WoW Guild Wank…

"Pokemon porn and a Hello Kitty vibrator"...um, what? Like, news media, could you please catch up? Hentai's been around FOREVER. The Anime influx has been going on for a few years now, and you're just NOW noticing? Australian Police Minister quits over dancing in his underwear Must've been an Imperius Curse.

I'm sick of the fuckin' "moment of silences". Bush's observing one, my company's observing one, everyone I know is doing that frakkin' "moment of silence." Like, hey, let's not go out of our way here to remember what happened. Just be quiet a moment and "remember it in your own personal way." Gods forbid we … Continue reading Yeah. Great way to remember it.

For the last half hour, I've been listening to my co-workers in the back of the pod -- all of whom are overweight & obsessive-dieting -- look up McDonald's food nutritional content and express SHOCK over the calories & fat & bad stuff. Like...HELLO?? MCD'S?? What part of that is such a shock? And earlier, … Continue reading Does the phrase “Fast Food” somehow escape you?

"Follow our beliefs or else"... Please remember that the US is the land of religious freedom. For the evangelicals to attempt to strong-arm any candidate into following their particular belief set is fuckin' UN-AMERICAN. If McCain has any backbone, he'll tell those nuts to fuck off.